Friday, October 19, 2012

For Me

There has been a lot going on in my little life the past couple of months. It hasn't been anything bad, just a lot of little things piling up. Finally, a few weeks ago, I decided to do something for me. I've been following a few folks on Twitter and a couple of blogs that cover all things nails. Yeah, that's right, I said nails. I know, it's not my norm, but I've recently determined that my norm is boring. It's funny that spending time reading and looking at the different swatches of colors and designs, I'm so very intrigued. One of the positives that has come from my taking better care of myself health-wise is that my nails are growing like crazy and I've been cutting them back at least weekly. I decided to stop cutting them so often and allow them to grow out a bit and go get them done.

So here's a couple of pictures of my nails from the past few weeks. Oh, and yes, I am well aware that my feet aren't attractive...Deal with it!  :o) 




Friday, September 7, 2012

My Take on Items Predicted to be an Artifact Soon

So I read an article off msn listing different things that in the next 10 years will no longer be around. Some of them I agree with, some I don’t and others I’m still amazed they exist today.

Here's my take:
  1. Tanning Beds – They say the beds won’t be around because of all the bad things caused by spending time in them. Really? You think that’s going to stop folks from their winter tans?
  2.  Newspapers – I can’t tell you the last time I read one. The nostalgia that is embodied by the smell of newsprint is heartwarming, but unnecessary.
  3.  Magazines – There’s an app for that.
  4. Keyboards – Nope. Dead wrong on this one. Keyboards are here to stay. We’re more than a few generations from this one disappearing. You heard it here first.
  5. Landlines – What about DSL? Isn’t that through landlines? I really don’t think the phone companies will give up that easily. For goodness sakes, they’re still printing the yellow pages!
  6. Flip phones – Two words: Burn Phone. I watch a lot of TV and all burn phones are flip phones. They’ll still be around, but be one of those items that when folks see you with one, you’re going to have to walk away quickly before the cops are called to check out a “questionable character” in the vicinity.
  7. Marijuana Bans – Nah. What would our government spend all that money on without pot being the bad guy? (FYI – I’m not an advocate of pot being legalized.)
  8. Yellow Pages – I can’t believe these are still being printed and delivered. There was one on my door step last week. STOP IT!
  9. Cash – Will it be gone because the greenback is really just a great blend of cotton and not worth anything on the market? Probably. Stop printing money! You’re killing it!
  10. Cameras – Disagree 100%. Yes, folks are using their cell phones for pictures, but the pros are not. If you want a real quality picture, you need a camera, not a multitasker.
  11. Pretending to eat corn on the cob like a typewriter. Instead we’ll pretend to eat it like a 3D printer – Nah. People still say they eat it like a typewriter even though they could say a dot matrix printer or an office jet. Typewriter is here to stay…for a little while longer at least.
  12. Voicemail – Nope. People still have answering machines. Voicemail will stay around too.
  13. Watches – They’ll still be around. It’s an accessory and interchangeable. You can still get pocket watches. The watch is here to stay.
  14. Nail Polish – They say we’ll be peeling our manicures on and off. I hope they’re right, but I’m not seeing it.
  15.  facebook – I use facebook daily, but I still hope this is true.
  16. Car Keys – I can see this one. Lots of cars already don’t have keys.
  17. Checkbooks – I know I have one somewhere around here, but I’m not sure the last time I used it. Debit card to the rescue!
  18. Office Buildings/Office Culture – The article says people will be telecommuting. I need to get an office job…STAT!
  19. Redbox Kiosks – I’m good with that.
  20. Non eBooks – Ugh, so torn. I love my nook and kindle apps and I enjoy my actual nook, but sometimes the desire to hold a book is overwhelming for me. It’s similar to the newspaper bit above, but such a stronger feeling. It’s almost a need to have a physical book every once in a while, with its paper pages and the smell of the ink. I think folks will hang onto their actual books longer than their newspapers and magazines.
  21. Same-Sex Marriage Bans – Have you visited the south? How about the Midwest. You might want to put a longer timeline on this one.
  22. Plastic Cutlery – They mentioned compressed starch cutlery. I’m good with this one. Mr. Mancil, are you paying attention?
  23. Styrofoam Anything – Lots of chemicals go into Styrofoam. It’s recyclable, but takes a lot of energy to do it. In the end, it’s just bad stuff. Bye bye Styrofoam.
  24. Post Offices – Inefficient. Expensive. Outdated. Gone in 10 years? Probably not.
  25. Chalkboards – People still use these? Oh my goodness…ACHOO! Get a dry erase board or a computer/projector combo.
  26. Neckties – I don’t think so. Bow ties are still around...and are cool. :-) Have you been inside a bank lately?
Those are my opinions. What are yours? Or, do you have an item you'd like to add to the list?

Saturday, June 30, 2012

"Imagine the Worst Literary Product Possible"

The New Yorker's Questioningly graphic
This is the task set to the readers of The New Yorker on June 29th, 2012. They want "the most inappropriate commercial item based on a famous book or author" their readers can dream. Is there a prize? Of course! The winner will have their product made with a 3-D printer. Sweet!  

For your reading pleasure, here's a list of people's ideas that have caught my eye thus far:

Silence of the Lambs Skin Lotion
Kafka's Roach Killer
Lady Macbeth Hand Soap
Winston Smith Journals
Agamemnon Welcome Mats
Ophelia's Waterproof Mascara
Clockwork Orange Eye Drops
Flaubert's Carrot
Series 451 Incinerators
King Lear's Estate Planning Service
Antigone Family Restaurant
Ulysses' Navigation Systems


I'm sure there will be more since the contest runs through Monday, but these were enough for me to get a good laugh.

Oh, the line in the article describing what they were looking for in ideas that made me laugh was "...the less comfortable, the better." Wow! Gotta appreciate folks willing to put themselves out there. 


Hope you got a chuckle.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Pay Attention

On April 2, 2012 at 20:45 at the Shell/Circle K station located at 3748 North High School Road, Indianapolis, Indiana, I filled up my 2008 Nissan Rogue. My Rogue's tank, according to the owner's manual, holds 15.9 gallons. According to the #6 gas pump at the above mentioned station, there was 16.503 gallons of gasoline purchased by me. There is obviously an issue with the accuracy of the pump. Also, the assumption that the Rogue was empty shouldn't happen since I wasn't pushed or towed into the station to fill up. I was charged for at minimum 0.603 gallons which equals $2.387, taking the stations $3.959 price for regular gasoline into account. That doesn't seem like a large amount until you think about how many other folks fill up at this station.

This is part of the email I sent to the weights and measures dept here in Indiana. I've had this happen to me before, once in Alabama and once in Texas. It always surprises me when this happens. I'm not looking for a refund, I can afford the $2.387 I was overcharged, but I wanted to bring it to someones attention since I know there are people who are scraping together their change to put fuel in their vehicles.

Whether it's a mistake and the pump is malfunctioning or it's intentional and the owner of this store is scamming the public, either way it's wrong and needs to be addressed.

So, from me to you, pay attention when you pump your gas.


Wednesday, January 25, 2012

The Sign of a Good Book

I finished reading Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy by John le Carré today. It's a spy novel, but not written in the tradition of spy novels. It's not fast paced. There aren't anxiety induced scenes. The characters aren't flat. There aren't super cool gadgets involved. There are no martini's. What, no martinis?!?

The plot unravels slowly, with much detail, which if forgotten, will leave holes in the story for you later. Each character is thoroughly vetted for the reader. When you've finished the book you will know more about these characters than some of the folks you see everyday.


The name of the book comes from an English child's rhyme which we Americans have our own version.

English Version                 American Version
Tinker, Tailor,                      Tinker, Tailor,
Soldier, Sailor                      Soldier, Sailor,
Rich Man, Poor Man,          Rich Man, Poor Man,
Beggar Man, Thief               Beggar Man, thief,
                                           Doctor, Lawyer,
                                           Indian Chief.

Why we Americans felt the need to add the last three "professions" is beyond me. I've heard folks say this before when counting or making some type of choice; very similar to how you've probably heard someone use eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

In the case of the book they were not counting or trying to make some random decision, but rather they were trying to figure out who the spy was in the Circus, or what we know as the Secret Intelligence Service (SIS), or MI6, in Britain. The titles were assigned to the suspected spies so that when it is found out who the spy was, it could be communicated without fear of tipping them off.

Throughout the book you are subjected to classic storytelling of past events by the characters trying to pull together their memories to help in the investigation.

While the end of the book wraps quickly, it also does it cleanly without leaving loose ends.

An interesting note about the book is that it's based on a true story the author experienced while he worked for MI6. There really were Russian moles planted in the Circus. The investigation went very much along the lines of what's laid out in the book. There really weren't any martinis. Although there does seem to be an abundance of sherry and scotch in its place. Cheers!
So with all of that said, I know it was a book worth reading for myself because today I have found myself continuously thinking over parts of it, trying to recall bits of it and "flipping through the pages" of my nook to reread sections. I have a lot of books that I've read and reread over the years, but I'm not sure of the last one that made me want to sit down and go back through it so immediately. I take this as a sign of a good book.


Monday, January 16, 2012

Books to Read

I was a member of a Birkman personality assessment this past year as part of a team building exercise at work. It was a neat experience and tremendously accurate. One of the traits it listed for me, with a score of 99, was reading. Now with a score of 99 it actually indicates that reading is actually a need for my personality.

If you know anything about me, you know I enjoy reading. I am happiest when I am on the couch or in the bed with a good book, reading a book with a friend and chatting about it, or being able to recommend a book to someone that they end up enjoying.



I was talking with someone at work a couple of weeks ago about some of the books I've read lately and he laughed at how odd my tastes were; they're like me, unique!

I always have a list of books ready and waiting on me. They are from different genres and cover different subjects. It's an ever growing list and I'm always open to recommendations.

So here it is. Let me know if you have an recommendations of your own.


  • J.D. Salinger: A Life - Kenneth Slawenski
  • The Tiger's Wife - Tea Obreht
  • Arguably - Christopher Hitchens
  • The Devil All the Time - Donald Ray Pollock
  • Hemingway's Boat - Paul Hendrickson
  • 1Q84 - Haruki Murakami
  • The Paris Wife - Paula McLain
  • The Mill River Recluse - Darcie Chan
  • Vortex - Robert Charles Wilson
  • 11/23/63 - Stephen King
  • Black Mass - Dick Lehr
  • In My Time - Dick Cheney
  • Area 51 - Annie Jacobsen
  • The Postcard Killers - James Patterson
  • Little Bee - Chris Cleave
  • The Grand Design - Stephen Hawking
  • Kitchen Confidential - Anthony Bourdain

Monday, January 2, 2012

Happy New Year!

It seems this is always the time of year when we look back on what we experienced over the last 365 days. It wasn't until I decided to write this blog a bit ago that the reflection started. Here we go...

  • I brought in 2011 at work in our break room drinking bubbly grape juice from plastic cups and watching the ball drop in NYC.
    • This year was the first year since the early 2000's that I haven't had to work on New Years. Wish I had felt better.
  • I had a doctors appointment last March that scared me. 
    • I'm on track these days. Nothing to fear here.
  • We became debt free! 
    • All I can say is Thank you Lord!
  • I found out that I have a green thumb.
    • I'm looking forward to warmer weather and the yumminess (yeah, I made that word up) that will come from our container garden.
  • I decided it was time to lose all of this weight I've put on over the last 5 years.
    • In 7 months I've lost, and kept off 13 lbs. I lost more than that, but I'm told it only counts if you keep it off!  :o)
  • We lost my uncle Billy this year to cancer.
    • I am thankful that I was able to see him before he passed and that I was able to go home and spend time with my family, especially my dad, afterwards. Those visits home really touched me and made me ponder where we're supposed to be. 
  • My nook has really made it easier for me to not have piles.
    • My nook has really made a dent in our pocketbook. haha
  • I started a photo project and have a bunch of pictures already.
    • I need to get them organized. I'm having fun with it. Here's to the finished project.
  • Meal planning has become a habit and has proven to be helpful and yummy!
    • Do you have any favorite recipes you want to share?
  • We switched from T-Mobile to Verizon...
    • ...and haven't looked back.
  • Was able to spend a week with my college roommate and her family. It was a great getaway
    • Love you guys!
  • My niece came and spent a week with us this summer.
    • It was a lot of fun to have her here and we're looking forward to the next visit.
  • Ray was able to experience his first NHRA drag races this year when my dad came to visit. 
    • Hopefully this becomes a tradition!
  • My sister from another mister made her now annual December trip to visit. 
    • Miss you. Sorry there wasn't snow for you!
So what's on the slate for this year? Well, knowing that the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, let's see what I'm willing to throw out there:
  • Continue to eat healthier
    • Meal planning
    • Eat food a la Michael Pollan's Food Rules
  • Continue to become a healthier me
    • Eating better
    • Losing weight
    • Being more active
  • Fly somewhere
    • Yeah, I can't believe it either. 
  • Be a better wife, aunt, sister, daughter, and associate
    • Wow, that's going to be a lot of work.
  • Get promoted
    • So many ways this could turn out...
We have elections this year and the end of the Mayan calendar. Which one causes you more trepidation? 

I hope you and your family and friends have resolved to have a wonderful 2012. I know I have. No matter what happens, remember, "To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heavens." Ecclesiastes 3:1